Just for your pleasure...................dedicated to the "Visa Designers":
Showing posts with label China visa design. Show all posts
Showing posts with label China visa design. Show all posts
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Friday, August 8, 2008
THE CHINA VISA REGULATIONS: A COMPLETE FAILURE !
How comes:
4 guys on tourist L-Visa climbing up at 6.00 am yesterday some lamp-posts and setting up their banners ?
How comes:
2 days in a row some "religious protesters" creating a mess at the Tiananmen Square ?
My personal opinion on this "accidents" is not important and will not be mentioned.
Total failure of the China "inteligence service" - and you can be assured all of this guys were travelling on L-Visa and almost no "china visa history" at all.
And this is exactly the point of the problem: A "programmed, robot like" visa procedure - anybody showing up with the correct documents will get at least a L-Visa - no background check on "visa history" or "china record".
As we business people travelling many years with correct F-Visa have been dumped down to L-Visa since more than 4 months - this is exactly why all this can happen and this is exactly why this "new china visa" regulation is a 100% failure ! Cheers to the designers of the visa policy.
Greetings to first time visitors from:
Jerusalem (Israel), Montevideo (Uruguay), Mato Grosso do Sul Fortaleza (Brazil), Ulaanbaator (Mongolia) + Albuquerque (New Mexico) - welcome all !
Thanks for reading - send it to your friends where ever they are.
To give you some honey - here a very old one - but sweet and as naive as the "china visa designers":
PREFAB SPROUT - A LIFE OF SURPRISES !
4 guys on tourist L-Visa climbing up at 6.00 am yesterday some lamp-posts and setting up their banners ?
How comes:
2 days in a row some "religious protesters" creating a mess at the Tiananmen Square ?
My personal opinion on this "accidents" is not important and will not be mentioned.
Total failure of the China "inteligence service" - and you can be assured all of this guys were travelling on L-Visa and almost no "china visa history" at all.
And this is exactly the point of the problem: A "programmed, robot like" visa procedure - anybody showing up with the correct documents will get at least a L-Visa - no background check on "visa history" or "china record".
As we business people travelling many years with correct F-Visa have been dumped down to L-Visa since more than 4 months - this is exactly why all this can happen and this is exactly why this "new china visa" regulation is a 100% failure ! Cheers to the designers of the visa policy.
Greetings to first time visitors from:
Jerusalem (Israel), Montevideo (Uruguay), Mato Grosso do Sul Fortaleza (Brazil), Ulaanbaator (Mongolia) + Albuquerque (New Mexico) - welcome all !
Thanks for reading - send it to your friends where ever they are.
To give you some honey - here a very old one - but sweet and as naive as the "china visa designers":
PREFAB SPROUT - A LIFE OF SURPRISES !
Thursday, July 10, 2008
YES ! XINHUA.NET HAS GROUND BREAKING NEWS
Please read the link below. We are all WRONG with our complains - it is all cool and easy according to XINHUA.NET. Righty right ? Maybe some of the "visa designers" have asked for help to another department - the one controlling XINHUA.NET: Please send us some "laowai" who still have visa in Beijing so that we can tell all the world that there is no problem at all.
One World One Dream - 1 Visa (not VISA CARD).
Anyhow please "enjoy" the reading and if you still have "visa problems" then you are simply the wrong "laowai":
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/07/content_8501775.htm
One World One Dream - 1 Visa (not VISA CARD).
Anyhow please "enjoy" the reading and if you still have "visa problems" then you are simply the wrong "laowai":
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/07/content_8501775.htm
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
WHAT........
has the "china visa policy" to do with music clips from "You Tube" ? Somebody was asking this recently: NOTHING - as much nothing as we have to do with being a terrorist, a "threat to the china environment", some unwanted visitors to the Olympics......and so on. So why not let us enjoy some nice music - it is also maybe some inspiration to some of the "visa designers" - as you guys all know, music, film & design is all linked - but it is "understandable" that maybe some of you "visa designers" do not have any idea who is this in the next video: THE FLYING LIZARDS performing MONEY - even the design assistent knows what MONEY is...ENJOY - as weird as the "china visa design".
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
GREAT GIG IN THE SKY by Pink Floyd
...something to relax - 3 beautiful woman singing for you. Not sure but this must have been in Venice in 1988.....
After the hard reading of the "57 rules" in below post you deserve this.
How many "Olympic visitors" want to bring their pets to Beijing (esp dogs: maybe is a one way ticket...) or want to rent a car there in Beijing ?
And we still do not know if "pets also need a china visa" or some kind of "notification" .......?
Nevermind some department (maybe "designers") at least try to impress us with this rules. Congratulations ! Well done - lets hope you guys in this deptmt get some kind of promotion or whatever or some presents or some free tickets....(as you can see in the rules you can sell them again).
After the hard reading of the "57 rules" in below post you deserve this.
How many "Olympic visitors" want to bring their pets to Beijing (esp dogs: maybe is a one way ticket...) or want to rent a car there in Beijing ?
And we still do not know if "pets also need a china visa" or some kind of "notification" .......?
Nevermind some department (maybe "designers") at least try to impress us with this rules. Congratulations ! Well done - lets hope you guys in this deptmt get some kind of promotion or whatever or some presents or some free tickets....(as you can see in the rules you can sell them again).
Sunday, July 6, 2008
One more JMJ + some report from KUNMING
here some more about the result of visa "design":
http://www.gokunming.com/en/blog/item/622/chinas_visa_policy_affecting_international_tourism
Jean Michel Jarre (he is french and we all hope he is very welcome !) comes up again - this was 1981 in Beijing:
The concert was performed live in 5.1 Surround Sound and broadcasted live to over 1 Billion Chinese viewers. Jean Michel Jarre was accompanied by 260 musicians, including The Beijing Symphony Orchestra, The Chinese National Orchestra, The Beijing Opera Chorus, and notable Chinese rock musicians. He was the first Western Musician to perform since the revolution.
Enjoy one more: Souvenir Of China
http://www.gokunming.com/en/blog/item/622/chinas_visa_policy_affecting_international_tourism
Jean Michel Jarre (he is french and we all hope he is very welcome !) comes up again - this was 1981 in Beijing:
The concert was performed live in 5.1 Surround Sound and broadcasted live to over 1 Billion Chinese viewers. Jean Michel Jarre was accompanied by 260 musicians, including The Beijing Symphony Orchestra, The Chinese National Orchestra, The Beijing Opera Chorus, and notable Chinese rock musicians. He was the first Western Musician to perform since the revolution.
Enjoy one more: Souvenir Of China
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